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How does Santa Claus kick a football? With his mistletoe.
What does T. Rex eat while camping?
Why can’t two babies play basketball?
They double dribble.
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MONSTER MADNESS! 600 FRIGHTFULLY FUNNY JOKES, PUNS & RIDDLES makes its way to the shelves. It’s a scream.
What do you call mummies in the desert heat? Mummifried.
How does a zombie feel after he loses his lunch? Brainless.
What do you call a team of vampire superheroes? The Fangtastic Four.
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What do call it when every dad gets the same present? A tie.
How do you make a building gorilla proof? Kong-crete.
What’s the worst part about becoming a fossil? The pressure!
More than 600 puns, groaners, and dad jokes for old and young pranksters alike!
John Briggs is a former stand-up comic who has written jokes for TV, radio and print. In addition to thousands of shows across the country, he was one of the warm-up acts for HBO’s Young Young Comedians talent search. As the father of three, he guarantees these jokes have been tested and re-tested for young gigglers everywhere.